Devils Never Cry ♕

[Indie RP account for Oga Tatsumi from the Beelzebub series from Shounen Jump. Everyone welcomed.

stubbornasstantei:

"Save some of those final boss types for the rest of us now."

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"No way, man. Don’t you have your own fish to fry?"

"I do. But isn’t that the point of crossovers? Double the bullshit and double the kick ass?"

Posted: 5 hours ago on 29/7/14 at 11:29pm
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magnanimousmonarch:

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「☂」╍ ”Dear, I’m an expert at walking in heels. Why, I’m so great at it, I can walk on water. Can you manage that?”

"You’re kiddin’ me. Like on real deal water? Cause I can’t." Flying and jumping one water were the two things he could manage. Three if you counted swimming within it too. Right now the royal blonde brought a fourth alternative that seemed relatively interesting. So his earlier quip went ignored.

"I wanna know how you do that exactly."

(Source: delinquentdevil)

Posted: 6 hours ago on 29/7/14 at 10:11pm
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magnanimousmonarch replied to your post: “Somethin’ tells me that something am…

:3 you mean me right?

"Don’t you have some high heels to go around tripping in?"

Posted: 10 hours ago on 29/7/14 at 6:45pm
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"Somethin’ tells me that something amazingly stupid is gonna happen today. The best part being; I won’t have a damn inch of fault in it at all. So maybe I can blame the people that stare at this message."

Posted: 15 hours ago on 29/7/14 at 1:06pm
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stubbornasstantei:

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"Well, as much as I’d like to go into the past and fuck things up, I don’t think it works that easy. I mean, it’s just a show, right?" It seemed a bit farfetched to actually take place in real life. Though, compared to what these two delinquents go through on a daily basis, the events that take place in Inuyasha were rather tame.  Japan sure did seem to attract a lot of demonic attention as of late.. or perhaps all the time.

"Hey, if you have a way to do it; I’m all ears. Besides, I’d like to fight dog boy. We’ll see what good his sword will do him after I break it in half."

"I see your point and I’m feelin’ it on top of that. But ey, hasn’t all the ass we kicked up to this point been a walk in the park?" He reasoned as a form of challenge. It was a stretch seeing the different scales of action they were talking about. However, Oga believed he seen enough crazy shit to believe that there was such a way. After all, he’s literally raising the living embodiment of gluttony. How much farfetched could it get? A light grin soon formed.

"While I don’t have a sure fire method.. I might actually know a woman that could point us in the right direction. She literally is one of the high levels of teleporting demons."

(Source: delinquentdevil)

jumonbolto said—

-{{ Hey! Big fan of your blog, and growing fan of Beelzebub! I just saw your post with the anime gifs, and I gotta ask: Is the anime a lot worse than the manga, or something?

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//While I want to say it’s a matter of taste good sir, I seen too much as a sticker of the series to where I have to say otherwise. From the animation budget to the massive altercations in filler when in no shape or form when it was needed, only made it get clocked at 60 episodes. Pretty damn low for a shounen title. Though, it began to split from the story in lengths that were driving me crazy and not from my sides splitting in laughter either. If you wanted my personal opinion. I say you’d be a lot better off sticking with the manga.

stubbornasstantei:

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"Tch! Let em try it. Then I’ll show them what real property damage looks like.” Of course, then the case wouldn’t really be on his side then, wouldn’t it? Taking that into account, Yusuke returned his gaze to Oga. “You’re a popular guy. Do ya’ know any good lawyers? Preferably if the shout ‘OBJECTION’ and ‘TAKE THAT’! That would makes things really interesting.”

"But I did things that would get me guilty right off the bat.." He could already see it now. A man with spiky hair trying but ultimately failing to keep him innocent while somehow unveiling the truth that he carries a baby Beelzebub and also knows a legion of superpowered people. That level of deduction was truly terrifying. Not the sort of thing he rather get involved with!

"How about we just go find a Kagome and get this settled the old fashion way? We have connections to a borderline stupid degree. How hard would it be for us to go back in the past like some badass trio?"

(Source: delinquentdevil)

stubbornasstantei:

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"That explains my need to spew projectile vomit. Though I gotta admit— that Kagome girl sure as hell reminds me of Keiko. Just give her a powerful slap and we have some plagiarism goin’ on. That works for real life people and anime characters, right?"

"You know what. I think it does actually. Why don’t get them in a situation where we can get them in some legal trouble?” Then again, wouldn’t they need a shounen court of law? Why would delinquents even want to deal with all that!? Realizing this, his eyes narrowed towards the detective’s general direction. “Do we really wanna deal with court though? What if they ring us up on that property damage bullshit?”

(Source: delinquentdevil)

stubbornasstantei:

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“How the hell did you rope me into watching that crap with you?”

"Oh. That was easy. Didn’t you say something along the lines of ‘Just what sort of broken power one of these movies could have’? So bam. That fuckin’ celestial robe was puttin’ in some work."

(Source: delinquentdevil)